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Which of these two  announcements will not have you bleeding from the ears?  Now I have pointed this out to you, you will hear it all over the place.

Option 1

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We do welcome you on board this Anonymous Airlines flight to Brisbane. We do want to get away on time, so we do ask that you step out of the walkway when stowing your luggage so that people can get past you. We do suggest that you use the space under the seat in front of you to store any small items, to make more room in the overhead bins.

Our flight time will be approximately two hours and fifteen minutes. We do advise that we will be serving breakfast once airborne. We do ask that you let us know if we can do anything to make your flight more comfortable.

We do request that you give the flight attendants your full attention for this brief safety demonstration.

We do thank you for flying Anonymous Airlines, and we do hope to see you on board again soon.

Option 2

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome on board this Anonymous Airlines flight to Brisbane. To help us get away on time, can you please step out of the walkway when stowing your luggage so that people can get past you. Please use the space under the seat in front of you to store any small items, to make more room in the overhead bins.

Our flight time will be approximately two hours and fifteen minutes. We will be serving breakfast once airborne. If we can do anything to make your flight more comfortable, please let us know.

Please now give the flight attendants your full attention for this brief safety demonstration.

Thank you again for flying Anonymous Airlines, and we hope to see you on board again soon.

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