Aren’t you a scurrilous bunch? Again, some of you insisted that you never lie, but here are the highlights of the untruths you routinely trot out.
Pat Scullion: It’s your round again Poppy
Katharine Haines: A big boy did it and ran away
Nick Lawrance: pouring water on cats make them multiply
Annette Doyle: I didn’t hear the phone ringing
Bernard Doyle: I’m not looking forward to turning the big 4-0 next year
Ashling Doyle: One second…
Connor Doyle: It wasn’t me
Paul Curran: pretending I know what I am talking about
Joe Dalton: You’ve lost weight
Mena Doyle: I’ll still love you in the morning
Carmel Bennett: Paul, I really didn’t spend that much!
Sam Evans: Yeah, well thanks (every morning at work to those who ask)
Orlando Gibson: I never lie