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connemara summer

Bernard’s “Big Five-Oh” gives the Doyle family something to celebrate, and we head to Connemara for a holiday. Red Sails, our home for the week, is in the centre of Carna village, deep in the heart of Connemara and right on the water’s edge. We arrive in convoy with fishing rods, welly boots, cameras, rain jackets, a dog called Beauty and enough food and wine to feed a small army.

We quickly find our way around: Carna village is just big enough for us. The church is about a hundred paces from our hall door, and we stroll down there on Sunday morning to join the local parishioners at Mass, conducted of course in Irish. We are in the heart of the Gaeltacht here. The local Parish Priest is leaving and his sermon is  brief but heartfelt. Although we are strangers to the village, we are moved by his tears as he thanks the people of the parish he has served for seven years. Mum and I are delighted that we manage to understand about three-quarters of the Irish spoken by both priest and parishioners.

The gossip flows outside Geraghty’s supermarket across the road after Mass. Don’t let the supermarket description fool you: this is no bigger than your local corner shop really, but it does a good line in fresh deli foods and baked goods, and it is close enough to send the kids down every morning for fresh milk and bread. Over the road, Tigh Mhóráin is a classical grocery/pub, with a front door leading to a mini-market and the back door to what appears to be the regular haunt for most of the village’s blokes. One more pub, another small shop, a post office and a locally-owned hotel completes the village circuit.

Somebody is always up early to start breakfast. With eight people in the house, the youngest a thirteen year old boy, we get through a lot of sausages.

Connemara chic is de rigeur: green welly boots to protect against puddles, rock pools, the odd wave and the forever-threatening rain; shorts or leggings; a few layers to be ready for anything the Atlantic throws at us; local féile hoodie bought from Tigh Mhóráin’s; hair tied back against the wind; sunglasses just to be optimistic. Plenty of sunscreen and no makeup. I haven’t seen a full-length mirror since Dublin and it is probably just as well.

A five-minute drive in any direction brings you to an isolated, stunning beach, a tiny village harbour (céibh) to fish from, a vast pond-still lake surrounded by ancient bog and dry-stone walls, or another dramatic vista of the Twelve Bens. The changeable weather – clouds and sun, the occasional rainshower – just heightens the beauty of the place as the light changes and the landscape changes colour.

At Roundstone on a sunny summer Sunday, the world and his wife are out. There is a hooker race (traditional Irish sailing boats, not women of dodgy repute), a pony show and a craft fair on. People sit outside the many seafood restaurants and bars, putting the world to rights as only the Irish can. I fill up with petrol outside an old-fashioned grocery store with two ancient petrol pumps outside. We buy a round in McDowd’s pub and stroll across the road to sit on the harbour wall and watch the boats assemble. None of your plastic glasses here: you are expected to take good care of your pint if you wander outside.

On Gurteen Strand nearby we find a sheltered spot and the hardier specimens in the family chance a dip in the sea. I hold their towels.

Later in the week down at “Doyle Beach” (it’s actually called Moyrus Beach but we adopted it) there is a newly constructed céibh, a handful of moored currachs, an expanse of beach to let the dog run around, a marvellous view of Errisbeg Mountain beyond Roundstone, and very cold water. On a blustery, chilly evening, I stand in full “Connemara chic” regalia, topped off by a Gore-Tex rainjacket, hood up, hat on, with a full body of goosepimples, as the onshore wind drops the temperature from a balmy 14C to something closer to single digits. I watch as Ashling and Connor frolic in the waves wearing nothing more than this season’s Billabong beachwear. Days earlier, I almost got hypothermia diving nearby in a semi-dry and shortie. These children, I conclude, are mad.

The cemetery standing alongside the beach – all the dead of Connemara enjoy stunning views – has graves going back to before famine times. Plenty of people had eighty years or more before they turned up their toes: must be the sea air. A poignant headstone tucked at the back of the old chapel ruins commemorates Nora and Mathias McDonagh and their three young sons aged eight, five and four, all of whom died in June 1909. The headstone was erected by the children of their only remaining child, a daughter, Mary McDonagh McGagh, who died in Boston in 1990 aged ninety-nine. Another grave at the very edge of the cemetery had the headstones all facing the wall: very odd until you climb around to read the inscriptions and find two of the three buried there had died in America. The headstones are facing west across the Atlantic.

On Mweenish Island, just ten minutes’ drive in the other direction, a random turning off the boreen brings us down a barely-paved track to a gem of a little beach overlooking Mweenish Bay. Facing east on a breezy day, there is hardly a breath of wind as the family diverges to poke around rock pools, scramble on rocks or simply drink in the view. The sun comes out and we sit contentedly on boulders of Connemara stone, faces upturned to the summer warmth. Across the water on Finish Island, the ruins of an old village rise up against the sky. Seven or eight houses, abandoned presumably during or after the famine year.

On Friday morning the village of Carna is awake with activity. It is the feast day of the local saint, Mac Dara, who brought Christianity to Connemara over  fifteen hundred years ago. He is buried just offshore on Saint MacDara’s Island, and each year on the sixteenth of July the entire parish and many others make the pilgrimage by boat to the island where Mass is said. We have no lifejackets so we can’t travel with them, but I follow the crowds to Mace pier (céibh) to see them off. The céibh is already buzzing before ten in the morning. I am the only English speaker. A “Takeaway Chonamara” van is set up and doing a roaring trade in “tóg abhaile” (take-away) teas and coffees: later we will enjoy a few trays of traditional Irish chips with curry sauce.

Two men emerge from the back of a white van and start to assemble a new wooden altar with an electric screwdriver. The altar is made from freshly-varnished pine, the images of the féile on the front: a Galway hooker in full sail and three men rowing a currach. In between, in  place of the usual image of Saint MacDara’s island chapel, is a simple wooden cross. Mass is usually said on the island from a table precariously placed atop a huge rock under which it is said the saint himself is buried. These local men have built this new flat-pack altar as an alternative, to be taken out year after year then disassembled and stored away. It is beautiful.

I interrupt a priest chatting in excellent French to two tourists. He tells me there will be no mass on the island today as the winds are too strong to sail safely across. Originally from Dublin’s North Wall, Séamus Ó Dúill (James Doyle) is the priest from nearby Cill Chiaráin and has served as a priest is the Connemara Gaeltacht for years. Delighted, I race home to tell the others that Mass will be held on the céibh at noon, so we can all attend.

An hour later, we stand in a throng of three or four hundred people facing the newly-hewn altar now atop a Joyces of Recess curtain-sided truck at the base of the céibh. A heavy shower gives way to sunshine as the Cill Chiaráin priest gets Mass underway. It is conducted in Irish, of course, with a few welcoming words in French and English at the beginning for the small number of tourists from the local hotel. Before Mass is ended, two local babies are christened on the quayside as part of the féile celebrations. We stand together, taking in the scene, and are grateful to be given the opportunity to be part of this old parish tradition.

When Mass is over we mill around the céibh and the rocks, as a flotilla of Galway hookers magically appear in the bay. There will be sea racing and live traditional music all day. We sit on the edge of the céibh, gazing seawards as the traditional brown-red sails unfurl above the pitch-black craft. And they’re off! Round the holy island and back: we watch their ballet all afternoon as currach races happen closer to shore.

Meanwhile four gleaming currachs, newly painted black, their gunwales and oars picked out in vibrant red, green, yellow and blow, get ready for the off. The sea is choppy and the tide is coming in as they head out to the island. We are cosy under three or four layers of warm clothes whilst these modern-day gladiators battle against the waves of the Atlantic bare-chested except for their flotation devices. They row so far out that we can no longer tell them apart. As they make the return journey, a roar goes up from the crowd as we can see who is in the lead. It is not the young bucks in the yellow currach who win, but four much older – much more experienced – men in the blue currach who coast over the line first. All four crews are cheered in equally as they return, after continuing a centuries-old tradition which has not lost its excitement or popularity in the twenty-first century.

Later, in the local hotel we dine on seafood chowder and Connemara lamb as the evening’s entertainment begins. Danny O’Flaherty, a local musician now based in New Orleans, leads a night of traditional music and song to the delight of the American tourists, the substantial local crowd and the Doyle clan. I recognise the melodian player as one of the young musicians from the céibh this morning. We start with a few ballads in both Irish and English from Danny, then the dancing begins. A young fellow, not more than nine or ten, dressed nicely in a yellow pullover and green Nike trainers, takes to the floor as an energetic reel commences. He dances in the more casual local style, arms outstretched at times to balance himself.  A few minutes in he is replaced by an older girl, perhaps in her twenties, with hornpipe shoes, sweater and leggings. None of your Riverdance costumes here: she is dressed for a night out in the pub. Her long hair flies as her shoes beat out a rhythm on the wooden floor. As she retreats back to her seat, a bloke who looked like he was coming back from the gents wanders onto the floor: obviously related to the young dancers, his black and white tap shoes are at odds with his ordinary shirt-and-trousers attire as his feet fly. His brother joins him after a time, a heavier-built chap in matching shoes; the brothers duel with their feet and lead the family members in a final flourish as the crowd jump to their feet. Brilliant.

 

As the wine and Guinness flows, two older local men take the floor to sing a sean-nós song or two. Connor, ever the young gentleman, asks the ladies of his family up for a waltz. Bernard, Annette, Connor and Ashling join the locals in a set of the Walls of Limerick. We dance and sing until midnight, and as we leave for the night there are still crowds in the bar. All Irish: the Americans have long since hit the hay.

A couple of months I was feeling great. Hour-long power walks by the beach most days and good healthy eating before our holiday meant I was trim, full of energy and ready for an active trip to Laos. Three weeks of backpacking, locally-cooked food, little alcohol and miles and miles of walking every day meant that (as usual) I came back from holiday even healthier and lighter than I’d gone.

Then the clocks went back. Then the days got shorter and shorter. Then it started to get cold. I went into hibernation mode.

The month of May has seen me working from all over the country, eating mediocre hotel food and getting no exercise at all. Red wine seems to suit these winter nights, and it’s hard when I am at my own office not to enjoy a tasty curry laksa at lunchtime. My takeaway-food eating has spiralled. In one week alone recently I ate Indian food three times and Pizza Hut pizza once (a large pizza all to myself).

I gave myself until yesterday to get used to the fact: the health kick diary is back.

I have three weeks before having to fit into summer clothes back in Ireland and I’m back on the wagon. No matter that I will be spending just as much time in hotels and that it will be cold and dark by the time I get home in the evenings. I’m going to make a few changes.

Back to homemade healthy curries, full of winter vegetables and hearty goodness. Back to spicy vegetable-packed stir-fries with maybe an egg cracked on the noodles before serving. Back to turning right out of the office to the beautifully cooked homemade soups of Tre Sette, and no turning left to the noodle shop. As little red wine as I can manage, and certainly a minimum of four no-alcohol days a week.

Let’s see how it goes.

We came, we saw, we drank, we laughed, we somehow made it home.

The Good Food Show 2010 was a success. We complied with all the rules except three: we didn’t need a trolley this year because our freebie-accepting days are over, I am pretty sure we all tried more than one wine per stall most of the time (possibly our downfall) and – in a 21st century update – I took photos of the wine labels I liked  the most instead of writing anything down.

We started with lunch in the celebrity chef enclosure – however, the dishes I selected were from a celebrity chef I’d not heard of before so I don’t remember his name… nonetheless, his cheese tortellini with vine tomatoes and wilted spinach were divine washed down with a cheeky glass of Nottage Hill shiraz (now when is the last time I drank Nottage Hill?).

The food stalls seemed fewer and the aisles wider. There were lots more areas for activities you paid extra for – the cheese-tasting class, the Riedel wine-tasting class, a couple of cooking classes, “The Coffee Experience”. So in all, less food stalls to trawl through. We managed to stock up on King Crisps and proper Chipsticks from the UK shop, and that’s about all we bought.

The wine stalls were dotted all over the show rather than corralled in one place, which meant the food stall touring was more like a cocktail party: get your glass topped up, wander, try some Peking Duck or some smoked salmon on a cracker, sip your wine, get your glass topped up at the next place, and so on.

I photographed Eileen and Kelvin looking serious and studious at the Riedel tasting class, while we sat under a bay tree “in the shade” as Mena said, having a little rest and sharing a packet of King.

We all got tattooed at another stall, well, all except me. The guy tried three times to get the transfer to stick on my inner arm and finally gave up because my skin was too smooth and it kept sliding off! But this is how my branded companions looked:

 In the end, we left before 6pm and I went for dinner with Eileen and Kelvin while Mena and Amy headed off before their train turned into a temporary bus service. Now, that sentence sounds very civilised until you realise Kelvin had to “help” me down Southbank to the noodle bar, holding me straight while I repeated things like “I really really love you Kelvin…. I am really glad Eileen married you… you’re great….” (you get the picture).

Dumplings, Peking duck and a bowl of char kway teow later I was escorted to my bus stop and I headed home to Orlando, our fine tradition upheld for yet another year. And this morning my head is not in any way as bad as it should be. Maybe I drank more water than I realised last night. Sadly, I don’t remember.

OK. It’s 10.30am and I am ready for that highlight of the Doyle Women calendar – the Melbourne Food and Wine Show!

It’s a tradition that’s been in place since I came here in 2005. I am ready for the challenge.

The usual rules apply:

  1. Wear comfy shoes and layers – it’s a tough day;
  2. Bring an old lady’s shopping trolley on wheels to save us carrying all those freebies;
  3. Have a decent breakfast or lunch before starting in the wine tasting section;
  4. Do not make any serious plans for the evening;
  5. Don’t buy anything bulky too early or you will have to carry it all day
  6. Don’t buy the first thing you see – there will be plenty of opportunity to empty your purse
  7. Don’t spend all day in the first three rows of stalls
  8. No pamphlets, show bags full of tins of tomatoes and 50 cent pasta, or magazines
  9. Try everything you are offered (note: this applies only to food – see next rule).
  10. Only taste one wine per stall
  11. Less talking, more drinking
  12. Do not try to sound knowledgeable or even interested – the stall people can see you are drunk.
  13. Do not try to make friends with the other people tasting wine – this is wasting time.
  14. Don’t buy ANYTHING after the first half hour – you are drunk by then
  15. Ask the nice man to write the name of the wine down. You will not remember anything (much) 
  16. Do not stand Orlando up afterwards, but respect his kind offer of a lift home and try not to be a disastrous drunk!

I shall report back later. Wish me luck!

Today’s date is exactly the same back to front.

Thought you might find it amusing……… (I did). Thanks to Chris for pointing it out!

01/02/2010
01022010

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road deaths

OK, I know I said I would stop with the statistics, but this one was on my mind.

In the UK in 2008, 2,538 people were killed in road incidents.

In Ireland, the number killed in the same year was 279.

In the whole of Australia in the same period, 1,464 people were killed in road incidents.

In all statistics, this includes drivers, passengers, pedestrians, cyclists, motorcyclists etc.

So per head of population, you are almost twice as likely to get killed in a road traffic incident in this country as in the UK. As a scooter rider in Melbourne, this does not surprise me in the least.

Interesting that the death rate in Ireland and Australia is so similar. I wonder if this is to do with the rural population, who might take more chances with speeding, drink driving etc. because the police presence will be lighter? My gut tells me this is something to do with drink driving but I will have to investigate further.

I would also love to compare road deaths involving or caused by novice drivers, but it seems that will take a bit more digging to find comparable statistics.

  Population Road Deaths 2008 Average per 100k pop.
UK 61,000,000 2,538 4.2
Ireland 4,150,000 279 6.7
Australia 21,000,000 1,464 7.0

crime capital

It seems every morning I open the Age newspaper website, at least two of the main headlines refer to another murder, stabbing, shooting somewhere in Melbourne. The other thing that is beginning raise alarm bells is the number of serious injuries or deaths on the roads, so often by young people still on their P plates acting like idiots.

I wondered if my concerns were just down to me getting older and more easily alarmed, or whether I was simply not used to this level of violent deaths. Coming from several years in London, surely this was all in my head?

So, sitting here on a Sunday morning with a coffee in hand, I decided to do a quick comparison of murder levels in London and Melbourne. I used to live in the Borough of Brent, which was reputed to be a tough place to live. Harlesden, my first address in this part of the city, was known at the time as the murder capital of London.

So how does Melbourne – and my new borough of Maribyrnong – compare?

I looked up crime stats for each city and each borough for the last two years, and the numbers were shocking. Since we moved here, so many people have told us how much safer it is living here than in London, and that they appreciate the feeling of security of living in such a safe city compared to London.

Turns out it’s all a myth.

Take the city comparisons first. London, a city of 7.6 million people, has had a yearly average of 142 homicides in the past two years. That is 1.9 homicides per 100,000 of population.

Melbourne on the other hand, a city of 5.2 million people, experienced a yearly average of  173 homicides in the same time period. That is 3.3 homicides per 100,000 people.

Looking at these figures, you are almost twice as likely to get murdered in Melbourne as in London.

The local government figures are even more interesting. The Borough of Brent has just over 260,000 inhabitants and has had a yearly average of 7.5 homicides per year in the past two years. That’s about 2.8 homicides per 100,000 people.

Maribyrnong, a borough of about 68,500 people, has had a yearly average of  6 homicides in the past two years. That comes out as 8.75 homicides per 100,000 people.

So, in my local government area compared to a borough once known as the murder capital of London, I am almost three times more likely to get murdered.

I was going to continue on to analyse road traffic injuries and deaths, and sex crimes, once I’d finished with murders, but my comfort levels are already so compromised I think I’ll stop there.

And people wonder why Orlando and I are so security conscious?

  Average Murders 2007-09 Average per 100k pop. Population of Area
Melbourne 173.5 3.3 5,257,576
Maribyrnong 6 8.75 68,571
London 142.5 1.9 7,500,000
Brent 7.5 2.8 263,500

I had a really interesting experience today. Shanna is my friend. I met her at work. She is the most unique of characters: artistic, talented, musical, creative… and yet, unafraid of a spreadsheet. Wonderful.

Shanna is psychic. She has known this for a long time. Recently she took a week-long course about communicating with angels. She is, she jokes, a “certified angel intuitive”.

Shanna knows all about my search. I was, as most of you will know, raised a Catholic. As a young person I was reasonably spiritual, and probably still am. But maybe ten or twelve years ago I dared to speak the truth: I didn’t believe in God. I still had respect for the spirit and philosophy of most religions. Bill Bailey said it most succinctly, I think: try and stay out of trouble and things will probably turn out fine. Add to that the Madge Doyle truism – If You Are Nice To People Then People Will Be Nice To You – and you have my angel on life in a nutshell.

On the other hand, I had an open mind when it came to life on other planets/the existence of aliens/spirit life/living consciousnesses existing as an energy cloud/anything that ever confronted Jen-Luc Picard on ST:TNG. Oh – except, the spirit world: they existed for everybody else, not for me. When my father died almost five years ago, I wondered if I would miraculously start believing in Life After Death. I waited. And waited. I didn’t.

As the years progressed I wondered about this apparent contradiction. I worried that, whilst I prided myself on having a wide-open mind, I seemed to have shut out completely the possibility of the existence of God or any kind of higher being, or indeed of the after-life for those who died. So surely this made me a hypocrite – or perhaps signposted a part of the universe I was reluctant to explore. My reading with Shanna was part of my recent odyssey to imagine the prospect that all things are possible. I went to a group psychic reading a few months ago with Eileen, and it seemed both our fathers had met up in the hereafter, made friends and proceeded to make a holy show of both of us in front of about a hundred people (something to do with her father’s toenails and my father’s false teeth… don’t ask). The whole experience was confronting to me. When I finally plucked up the courage to tell my mother, she seemed fairly relaxed about the whole thing.

So this morning, I sat across the hall in Shanna’s room in the Grace Hotel. She used a pack of Angel cards (these ones referred to Saint Michael the Archangel. I’ve seen Supernatural. He’s scary). Shanna spoke of self-confidence at work. She spoke of eternal love, letting people go, accepting. It all made sense, whether I believed it was coming from the cards or from my wise, worldly friend. I hadn’t asked any questions of the universe for this reading; I just asked to be told what I needed to know.

Shanna asked if I’d like to speak with my Dad. Her eyes filled with tears; she apologised. She said she never got emotional during a reading, but that my father’s emotions were overwhelming her. I told myself that it was probably because she was my friend, knew the journey I was on, that she responded so strongly (and there it is again – my instinctive attempt always to analyse and apply logic to anything presented to me).

It was good to be with him again. The detail I will keep to myself.

He came as quickly as he went, reminding me he was proud of me, to call my mother more.

Believe it or don’t believe it. I am just trying to keep an open mind.

I sit on the edge of Darling Harbour, alone in Nick’s seafood restaurant. Shanna tells me that my dad – and indeed my mum who is alive and well in Dublin – is with me all the time, along with a long, long line of ancestors stretching back to infinity.

I sit here alone, but not lonely. I’m never lonely these days. I still don’t know what to think about all this, but I’m trying to open my mind and my heart to all the possibilities of the world. Being at the edge of the water always seems to help. It will probably take all of my lifetime to figure out what I believe, but in the meantime I will try to keep all frequencies clear.

It seems it is exactly a year since I posted a serious Health Kick Diary posting. I have been sitting here contemplating my big belly, wondering where all the Christmas gourmet food and fine wine has gone, and considering how best to remove at least 3kg (half a stone) from my middle bits.

The only upsides are that:

  1. This belly is very valuable as it is made up of the best of food and wine money can buy
  2. It could have been worse, as I was power-walking a good hour almost every day during the Christmas break, so I am still on the front foot.

So, back to WeightWatchers At Home, measuring food, logging every mouthful. I have marked my Waterford Crystal John Rocha wine goblet with a permanent marker showing where 175ml is, so I can watch every mouthful of the red stuff. Apart from the complete blow-out at yum cha (dim sum for you northern hemisphere people) yesterday, it has not been a bad three days. I am ready for this.

Looking back at last year’s post, the aim is the same:

Good simple fresh food cooked from scratch, no ridiculous-sized portions. Plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables. Lots of T2 herbal detox tea (it tastes great hot and cold). Low salt, low refined sugar. Lots of barbecuing and salads in the sunshine.

I shall add a codicil this year:

Cull the wardrobe, hide the outfits that don’t look amazing on me, and continue to make the most of what I’ve got in the meantime. I can still be fabulous-looking by maximising those curves!

I think I feel a pedicure/manicure coming on…..

And a trip to the hairdressers.

And a spa day.

What the hell, it’s 2010.

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